Fake Bangers

Just watched a commercial for “The Banger Sisters”. I mean I watched the entire thing. Good Lord-a-Mighty, what in the hell happened to Goldie Hawn? Clearly, she was experimenting with the joys of silicone years ago (see “First Wive’s Club), but she seems to have reached a new level of tolerance for the magical levitating expanding goo. It’s in her lips, her tits, and Kurt knows where else.

My god, how do these ex-stars look themselves in the mirror? What exactly do they see? Goldie’s still charming, but the shell around her is getting thicker and thicker and her acting skills were already being taxed to the limit in “Wildcats”. Speaking of that flick, one only has to refer to the bath scene where her estranged husband walks in on her while she’s in a tub with not enough Mr. Bubbles working their magic to fully appreciate what is going on here…