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Net Worth

<p>I am worth <a href="http://www.humanforsale.com/showval.asp?x=1857483&#38;y=rpg%40rumblestrip%2Eorg">$2,142,470.00</a>; I am happy, because that&#8217;s a hell of a lot better than <a href="http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000501/">Henry Hill</a> scored in the back of the restaurant while <a href="http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000649/">Paulie Cicero</a> was frying some sausages in <a href="http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0099685/">&#8220;Goodfellas&#8221;</a>.  </p>

<p>What can I say?  A silly diversion on a Tuesday evening.  Go have a <a href="http://www.humanforsale.com/default.asp">look</a> for yourselves.  And do be a dear and post your net worth in the comments section of this post (and fellas, do be sporting and answer honestly about your equipment [though the test is biased, because it only inquires about length {and everyone knows it&#8217;s all about the width}]).</p>