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No Limit Texas Hold 'em

satan:
"I'll see your re-election of US President Bush, and raise you The Death of Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat!"

god:
"All In!"

Announcer:
"Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion, exclusively broadcast on FOX, featuring George Will and Sean Hannity doing color commentary, fair and balanced as always, etcetera and so-forth..."