The sad thing about this humorous mock news story is that it’s true: Nation’s Poor win Election for Nation’s Rich

Wake up, sleepyheads. Wake up.

P.S.
Further lunchtime reading unearthed this gem too, also in the fake-yet-real news genre: White House Claims Mandate By Whole Half Of Nation

… and the as-always, dead-on, balls-accurate (and real) reaction to said mandate, by the inimitable Joe Conason: Echoing Bush’s line won’t help Democrats

Sleepyhead directions: (1) Turn off FOX. (2) Click the links and read the words that appear. (3) Think.

satan:
“I’ll see your re-election of US President Bush, and raise you The Death of Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat!”

god:
“All In!”

Announcer:
“Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion, exclusively broadcast on FOX, featuring George Will and Sean Hannity doing color commentary, fair and balanced as always, etcetera and so-forth…”