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Bacon Salt!

My friend sent me this link today. Bacon salt. Absolutely fucking genius. It's bacony salt! Salt that tastes like bacon! You got me pal? BACON SALT! IN ASSORTED VERSIONS!

Now I read the fine print, and I understand that there is acually no bacon whatsoever in this product--which makes it a vegetarian bacon product! Are you feelin' me yet?

The website features various pictures of high-fat, high-salt foods, with the promise of even greater gastronomical goodness, made possible by bacon (flavored) salt. And I'm telling you this, right now: I'm in. I'm all in.