Quotes: The Complete List

What follows is the complete listing of my random quotes database. This is a random collection of quotations from movies, tv and even Real Life that I have deemed worthy of appearing on the sidebar of my blog. I am quite certain that many of the people quoted here have no idea that they have made my sidebar. If you have the chance, you should let them know.

• "The corners are bent on my Friendly Fire, and somebody stole my Wolf Blitzer"Mark, "Garden State"
• "Each day I feel a little better, it feels like things are coming back, (But) I've still got to think a little bit too much. And, obviously, if I'm thinking, then that's not good."Darren McCarty, pro hockey player. 'nuff said.
• "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on,... shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 (Click for video)
• "We consider ourselves bi-coastal, if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts."Ron Albertson, "Waiting for Guffman"
• "...it's like, how many babies, you know, fit in the tire? You know, that old joke."Corky St. Clair, "Waiting for Guffman"
• "Lucky!"Napoleon Dynamite, "Napoleon Dynamite"
• "This one goes to eleven."Nigel Tufnel, "This is Spinal Tap"
• "You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon—with nail polish."Walter Sobchak, "The Big Lebowski"
• "By the way, it says 'balls' on your face."Tim, "Garden State"
• "The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude! I'm talking about drawing a line in the SAND, Dude... across this line, you DO NOT--also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.Walter Sobchak, "The Big Lebowski"

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