• Chip Farnsworth
  • Keith Richards
  • Pasco DeLaguarda
  • Corky St.Clair
  • Jeffrey Lebowski
  • Ted Leavenworth
  • Frank Rizzo
  • Mr. Bentley

Some real, some made up; some famous, some not. All fun, and all easier to spell and pronounce than Guglielmetti, so the use of these aliases tends to speed the proceedings along with the parcel fellows.