So, I'm in the deli the other day, and a guy comes in and orders a bagel, toasted, with cream cheese, for lunch. The thing is, as the guy behind the counter is turning to grab a bagel and make his order, the guy ordering pulls two slices of American cheese from his pocket and goes: "and hey, melt these on it too, huh?"

Never seen that before.

The best part is, the cook took the cheese without even blinking. This means that either this guy is a "regular", or the cook lives in fear of deportation and doesn't like to ask questions.