My friend sent me this link today. Bacon salt. Absolutely fucking genius. It's bacony salt! Salt that tastes like bacon! You got me pal? BACON SALT! IN ASSORTED VERSIONS!

Now I read the fine print, and I understand that there is acually no bacon whatsoever in this product--which makes it a vegetarian bacon product! Are you feelin' me yet?

The website features various pictures of high-fat, high-salt foods, with the promise of even greater gastronomical goodness, made possible by bacon (flavored) salt. And I'm telling you this, right now: I'm in. I'm all in.