laffs Pimp Windstar Rob Guglielmetti lighting simulationist, crossfitter, former drinker. More posts by Rob Guglielmetti. Rob Guglielmetti 29 Jan 2009 • 1 min read Someone please tell me what the fuck this is. I mean, I know it's a Ford Windstar with "Ford Windstar" in cursive script, the comedy and tragedy masks, and a pair of mudflap girls adorning the rear window. This, this is known. But, WHAT THE FUCK.