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Boulder

A New Low

They've done it again; just when you thought you were fully Boulder Whole Foods Battle Hardened, these people manage to redefine solipsism. Lemme tell ya what happened. The other day I'm in the

  • Rob Guglielmetti
    Rob Guglielmetti
1 min read
unfiled

Elk Insanity

You'd think that after seven years of living in Boulder, CO this shit wouldn't faze me anymore, but, alas. Since there's no way this made the national news, let me tell ya what

  • Rob Guglielmetti
    Rob Guglielmetti
2 min read
media

Art & Copy

So, I finally saw this movie I've been meaning to see for a while, "Art & Copy". It's a sad, disgusting (read: excellent) documentary about the collection of whores and egomaniacs

  • Rob Guglielmetti
    Rob Guglielmetti
2 min read
sustainability

Change

I finished my last job on Friday, and for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to start the new one the following Monday. Guess that means I start my

  • Rob Guglielmetti
    Rob Guglielmetti
3 min read
complaints

Riled about Resumes

I read a recent post on Lifehacker this morning about resume writing (no, I'm not looking for a job, I just read Lifehacker religiously), and readers were encouraged to post their own tips

  • Rob Guglielmetti
    Rob Guglielmetti
3 min read
media

There's a Reason for the Silence:

I am unable to speak--have been for days--because I saw Bob Costas' Olympic hair. You have GOT to be fucking kidding me.

  • Rob Guglielmetti
    Rob Guglielmetti
1 min read
complaints

Cross-burning Aside, Johnny's Good People

My old college roommate sent me this gem, an a.p. story out of Columbus, Ohio. Read to the end for the kicker; I even put it in bold type, not that it

  • Rob Guglielmetti
    Rob Guglielmetti
1 min read
unfiled

Assbutt

One time, in high school (not band camp), my friend Brian Scargill called someone an "assbutt" in gym class. I'll never forget it. I thought it was brilliant, to call a

  • Rob Guglielmetti
    Rob Guglielmetti
1 min read
unfiled

Trolls Near My House

Yeah, that's right, there are trolls guarding the pedestrian bridge over Foothills Parkway just a few hundred yards from my house. This story should give you a good insight to some of the

  • Rob Guglielmetti
    Rob Guglielmetti
1 min read
Boulder

The Problem with Whole Foods

It's not that it's always crowded, it's not the hypocrisy of their touting sustainability while selling Chilean Tomatoes in the Garden State, it's not the fact that they charge five clams for a

  • Rob Guglielmetti
    Rob Guglielmetti
1 min read
game shows

Whammy

Peter Tomarken, the host of the 80's TV game show "Press Your Luck", got himself and his wife killed in a plane crash the other day. The ultimate whammy. From the

  • Rob Guglielmetti
    Rob Guglielmetti
1 min read
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